Good news earthlings!
Astro Tripper is being unleashed on the PS3, 11th December for €3.99
This release is european only.
To avoid injury, we have compiled a checklist for a safe and enjoyable experience.
- Start finger weights immediately. Begin with 5kg per finger working your way up to 20kg. If your fingers fall off, then you are simply too weedy for this game. Please play something else… That requires less fingers.
- Purchase suitable eye lid support. Blinking is not recommended.
- Cover your controller in something very absorbent, like sponge or blotting paper. Copious sweating a certainty.
- Make sure you have some bloody money!
- Move bed into living room.
Visit the Playstation Store on the 11th of December for your slice of arcade heaven. We look forward to seeing your puny scores propping up our leaderboards!